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lolsofunny: death-by-lulz: thefrogman: Uh, Otis, you got a...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 22:36:28 -0400

death-by-lulz:

thefrogman:

Uh, Otis, you got a little something on your nose.

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

(lol here!)

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Fri, 26 Apr 2013 22:27:42 -0400

andrewhussiesbosom: BITCH I’LL FUCKING CUT YOU a slice of cake because youre a cutie and deserve...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 22:26:36 -0400

andrewhussiesbosom:

BITCH I’LL FUCKING CUT YOU a slice of cake because youre a cutie and deserve really sweet things and do you need anything else? no? [smooches your face bc youre really cute]

me: [walking past video game store]

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 22:32:52 -0400

me: [walking past video game store]
me: [bREATHES HEAVILY]
mom: no

tyrannia: shout out to my friend for picking the most inappropriate background music for her class...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 22:32:09 -0400

tyrannia:

shout out to my friend for picking the most inappropriate background music for her class project on alzheimer’s disease

“somebody that i used to know”

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Mon, 22 Apr 2013 22:31:48 -0400

drapetomania:

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 22:31:43 -0400

drapetomania:

kians-redball: formed: twoubles: hazeleyedreality: lue-lla: ...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 21:03:06 -0400

kians-redball:

formed:

twoubles:

hazeleyedreality:

lue-lla:

vrede:

tofux:

breadzepplin:

vashxthexstampede:

Everyone in the apartment complex I lived in knew who Ugly was. Ugly was the resident tomcat.

Ugly loved three things in this world: fighting, eating garbage, and shall we say, love. The combination of these things combined with a life spent outside had their effect on Ugly.

To start with, he had only one eye, and where the other should have been was a gaping hole. He was also missing his ear on the same side, his left foot has appeared to have been badly broken at one time, and had healed at an unnatural angle, making him look like he was always turning the corner. His tail has long since been lost, leaving only the smallest stub, which he would constantly jerk and twitch. Ugly would have been a dark gray tabby striped-type, except for the sores covering his head, neck, even his shoulders with thick, yellowing scabs.

Every time someone saw Ugly there was the same reaction. “That’s one UGLY cat!!”

All the children were warned not to touch him, the adults threw rocks at him, hosed him down, squirted him when he tried to come in their homes, or shut his paws in the door when he would not leave.

Ugly always had the same reaction. If you turned the hose on him, he would stand there, getting soaked until you gave up and quit. If you threw things at him, he would curl his lanky body around feet in forgiveness. Whenever he spied children, he would come running meowing frantically and bump his head against their hands, begging for their love. If you ever picked him up he would immediately begin suckling on your shirt, earrings, whatever he could find.

One day Ugly shared his love with the neighbors huskies. They did not respond kindly, and Ugly was badly mauled. From my apartment I could hear his screams, and I tried to rush to his aid. By the time I got to where he was laying, it was apparent Ugly’s sad life was almost at an end.

Ugly lay in a wet circle, his back legs and lower back twisted grossly out of shape, a gaping tear in the white strip of fur that ran down his front. As I picked him up and tried to carry him home I could hear him wheezing and gasping, and could feel him struggling. I must be hurting him terribly I thought.

Then I felt a familiar tugging, sucking sensation on my ear - Ugly, in so much pain, suffering and obviously dying was trying to suckle my ear. I pulled him closer to me, and he bumped the palm of my hand with his head, then he turned his one golden eye towards me, and I could hear the distinct sound of purring. Even in the greatest pain, that ugly battled-scarred cat was asking only for a little affection, perhaps some compassion.

At that moment I thought Ugly was the most beautiful, loving creature I had ever seen. Never once did he try to bite or scratch me, or even try to get away from me, or struggle in any way. Ugly just looked up at me completely trusting in me to relieve his pain.

Ugly died in my arms before I could get inside, but I sat and held him for a long time afterwards, thinking about how one scarred, deformed little stray could so alter my opinion about what it means to have true pureness of spirit, to love so totally and truly. Ugly taught me more about giving and compassion than a thousand books, lectures, or talk show specials ever could, and for that I will always be thankful. He had been scarred on the outside, but I was scarred on the inside, and it was time for me to move on and learn to love truly and deeply. To give my total to those I cared for.

Many people want to be richer, more successful, well liked, beautiful, but for me, I will always try to be Ugly.

I will forever reblog this

I’m gonna cry. That was so beautiful

whoever wrote this, i just cried my eyes out, and i dont even like cats

I am crying so hard.

This is beautiful and so sad I’m crying

omfg

I’ve never cried so hard oh my go

reginamas: i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 21:02:07 -0400

reginamas:

i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

capitalvice: ruffaloon: omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 21:01:59 -0400

capitalvice:

ruffaloon:

omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled ‘SIRI I DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO’ and siri replied ‘Tara, you have 28 events in July. That’s a lot.’ and then died

#more dramatic than romeo and juliet

laugh-addict: ACCIDENTALLY SEEING SPOILERS FOR SOMETHING YOU REALLY LIKE

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 21:01:44 -0400

laugh-addict:

ACCIDENTALLY SEEING SPOILERS FOR SOMETHING YOU REALLY LIKE

demonhunting: crabbyseer: queenofheartsonthesleeve: So today this guy accidentally hit me with...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 21:01:31 -0400

demonhunting:

crabbyseer:

queenofheartsonthesleeve:

So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just got hit on . The pun is greater than the pain .

I guess you could say that he adores you

get the fuck out

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Mon, 22 Apr 2013 21:01:20 -0400

banana-curves: tush: My wife didn’t appreciate my fridge...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 21:00:36 -0400

banana-curves:

tush:

My wife didn’t appreciate my fridge magnet poem.

wait this is wonderful

look-batman-adog: allthefandomfeelings: moonflowerlights: dan-is-not-on-phire: napoleonbonerhard:...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 21:00:00 -0400

look-batman-adog:

allthefandomfeelings:

moonflowerlights:

dan-is-not-on-phire:

napoleonbonerhard:

sassyhorseradish:

what if the only reason we can’t walk through mirrors is because our reflection blocks us

what if they’re protecting us though

what if they know that the other side is horrifying and painful and they are trying to keep us from ever crossing over

I must be on the wrong side of the mirror then

maybe you’re the reflection.

loserchan: avalar: my least favourite pokemon isnt actually swampert but its magmar, god its so...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 20:59:00 -0400

loserchan:

avalar:

my least favourite pokemon isnt actually swampert but its magmar, god its so ugly

it has a flaming ass on its head

its japanese name is boober

sweeterthancyanide: will probably reblog this for the rest of...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 20:58:23 -0400

sweeterthancyanide:

will probably reblog this for the rest of forever

lolsofunny: i-love-you-and-the-hobbit: Me too, cat. (lol...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 20:57:37 -0400

lolsofunny:

i-love-you-and-the-hobbit:

Me too, cat.

(lol here!)

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Mon, 22 Apr 2013 20:56:26 -0400

lolsofunny: (lol here!)

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 20:54:23 -0400

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)